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A disgruntled 79-year-old is gaming UK business-rate exemptions by breeding snails in vacant office blocks (snails are molluscs, molluscs count as aquaculture, farms don't pay rates). That's just the start — there's a claimed mafia connection, an ex-con mollusc wrangler, and councils he ke

Danu Poyner

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Snail farms, shell companies, and mafia favours
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A disgruntled 79-year-old is gaming UK business-rate exemptions by breeding snails in vacant office blocks (snails are molluscs, molluscs count as aquaculture, farms don't pay rates). That's just the start — there's a claimed mafia connection, an ex-con mollusc wrangler, and councils he keeps outrunning by phoenixing the companies. 'I just do it for devilment. I do it just to get away with it.'

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Danu is a writer and founder of Grokkist, a learning community in the deepest sense. His work centres on coherence, curiosity, and helping people make sense of themselves in relation to ideas, experience, and one another.

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